If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
|friend:||*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"|
|OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST|
|I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME|
|SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.|
|JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.|